Wednesday, February 6, 2008

It's Ash Wednesday

It's Ash Wednesday and my Ash is going to come and see me at work. So then we will be Ash squared. I saw a couple of people with big gray dots on their heads today. I remembered that those goofy Catholics decorate their foreheads today and stop eating meat. I was very happy to know that I could eat a giant delicious hamburger and not feel morally guilty for it...and I did...It was delicious.
PS To Kyla, the vitamin cottage was out of wheat germ, sorry.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Happy Mardi Gras!!

Well, I have a cold from Hell, so, the front half of my head feels like it is going to fall off and I managed to eat a giant tub of Arby's curly fries by my self. I now intend to go drink a delicious soda and there is nothing you can do to stop me...It's been a hard day. No excuse but I just...blah. I love you all and can't wait to head down to AZ in a couple of days! So, exciting!

Monday, February 4, 2008

After Fat Tuesday

"After fat Tuesday?" you ask. I thought of it when I was looking at the calender at work. I thought it was deep on a metaphorical and literal level. After Fat Tuesday or the portion of my life being fat comes Ash Wednesday or the portion of my life that is after the fatness. Today I split a pizza with Sybil. I had a brownie and a piece of toast for breakfast and two granola bars today. I think I'm doin' ok, except, I haven't eaten a vegetable or fruit or even anything vegetable or fruit flavored today. Vegetables are expensive. Totino's pizza 99 cents. Before and after photos...priceless. I love you all my Barker's Beauties.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Just One Hot Summer

I named my blog "Just One Hot Summer" because I want one summer where I COULD wear a bikini and look good. I'm about 15 pounds away.