Here Comes the Bride!

Well, here it is ladies! I'm proud to present my dress.



We are going to pin the bolero so that it will stay in place.

Here's the Ring!

This is my wonderful, glorious, amazing ring.

I'M GETTING MARRIED!!!! He proposed last night! I said yes!

I Think Ash Might Be Serious

I think that this Ash kid might really like me. I thought I would let you know before mom did. Last night Ash asked for my hand in marriage from mom and dad. He hasn't asked me yet, but this is a good sign.

Is All Lost?

My sisters and friends, where are you? Has this blog been tossed to the wind already? Speak to me. I have a head cold, AGAIN! Second time in three months. I just wanted to wish Heather a cyber Happy Birthday! I love all of you.

Well, everyone, this is Ash. He is my favorite person in the world and he is so super sweet. We have been dating two months now and hope to be together for eternity. Nothing is official yet but my sources say that we may be hitched by August of this year. Ladies, I think I have found the one.

It's Ash Wednesday

It's Ash Wednesday and my Ash is going to come and see me at work. So then we will be Ash squared. I saw a couple of people with big gray dots on their heads today. I remembered that those goofy Catholics decorate their foreheads today and stop eating meat. I was very happy to know that I could eat a giant delicious hamburger and not feel morally guilty for it...and I did...It was delicious.
PS To Kyla, the vitamin cottage was out of wheat germ, sorry.

Happy Mardi Gras!!

Well, I have a cold from Hell, so, the front half of my head feels like it is going to fall off and I managed to eat a giant tub of Arby's curly fries by my self. I now intend to go drink a delicious soda and there is nothing you can do to stop me...It's been a hard day. No excuse but I just...blah. I love you all and can't wait to head down to AZ in a couple of days! So, exciting!

After Fat Tuesday

"After fat Tuesday?" you ask. I thought of it when I was looking at the calender at work. I thought it was deep on a metaphorical and literal level. After Fat Tuesday or the portion of my life being fat comes Ash Wednesday or the portion of my life that is after the fatness. Today I split a pizza with Sybil. I had a brownie and a piece of toast for breakfast and two granola bars today. I think I'm doin' ok, except, I haven't eaten a vegetable or fruit or even anything vegetable or fruit flavored today. Vegetables are expensive. Totino's pizza 99 cents. Before and after photos...priceless. I love you all my Barker's Beauties.

Just One Hot Summer

I named my blog "Just One Hot Summer" because I want one summer where I COULD wear a bikini and look good. I'm about 15 pounds away.